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Monday…Welcome to RomGUNistan February 2, 2009

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Well last week was a blast…Romania really made it to the front page of all the tabloids i guess. If you are a journalist Romania is the place to be, there is so  much SHIT going on that it started smelling…

A short update of the last week

Monday:

3 people were shot in Brasov by “someone” the police is in shock…

Petrom is dismissing 3000 people

Jiji sold Steaua Bucharest

Jiji bought Steaua back

5 people are sleeping in Ciorogarla

Dacia is stopping the activity, 5000 people are being sent home, the competition is ON for Petrom

The car of Gigi Becali was stolen

The car of Gigi becali was returned 2 hours later, Jiji is in a meeting with the thefts and giving them advices.

The church is protesting against the new passports

Tuesday

Dacia is still leading in the competition, Petrom is increasing the gas price

The police in Brasov is still in shock, they found out about the people that were shot, there is a team meeting in the police office to discuss the case, 2 journalist are called to brief them.

In Ciorogarla the guard is changed, 5 other people are sleeping.

Jiji is thinking about selling steaua

Copos is thinking about selling Rapid

The church is protesting against the new passports

Wednesday

The police in Brasov has about 300 suspects, someone left his yahoo id list at their door

50 guns were stolen from Ciorogarla, the 5 people are still sleeping

Petrom lost the competition.

Jiji bought steaua from himself

Copos is confused

The church is protesting against the new passports

Thursday

There are police filters all over the country, the guns were extracted last week, but the police does not know that, they are following procedures…

The police in Brasov narrowed down the list of suspects to 299. the police announced 1 year to solve the case.

100 Mil euro worth drugs were found in Romania. Police gets a point

300 People were set free from prison and never return (tho they should have)

Reading the news the police discover that 300 criminals are running free in Romania. In brasov the list of suspects is now at 599,

Elena goes to Eurovision…the show at TVR was fuckin racial, if i would be Russian i would drop a bomb on Romania.

The church is protesting against the new passports

Friday

The guns are no longer in Romania, but the police is still pretending to work…they stopped me 3 times in 90 Km.

Petrom and Dacia are making a partnership to get back rating points, this all police thing got them in the back

In Bv the police has one suspect, is time to party.

Jiji decided to sell steaua, there will be 2 days of suspans as the weekend is coming.

All the cops in Romania are getting a raise.

The church is protesting against the new passports

During the weekend the show is off.

In other news: the 5 people sleeping in Ciorogarla are still sleeping. The government lunched the plan for the next term, they decided to save paper and money, the will use CDs, all of them will get new laptops to be able to use the CDs…and personal teachers. Paranoia is still on, the financial crisis is on the move, companies planned their bankruptcy. Rapid was sold, and bought back. Euro is going up. The price of coke went up with 60%, because the lack in the market. The church is protesting against the new passports.

All you Romanians living abroad…you can come back, the guns are out of the country…for sure, Romania is a safe place to be

Comments»

1. pani - February 2, 2009

yep…great summary!

2. Milda - February 3, 2009

;) ) wow, will sound egoistic, but feels not so bad to read that other countries are facing “dificulties” too :) )))))
greetings;)

3. Anca - February 4, 2009

Super – Danny, m-ai facut sa rad cu lacrimi!
hai ca vin inapoi :D

4. romeo - February 6, 2009

ce tare frate!

btw. ar trebui sa scrii si despre Nikita si Savarina :) alta panarama de pe la noi